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Cfx, Inc., a humble St. Louis advertising agency, has secured the most coveted advertising space in the world! Nay … the solar system!! Having partnered with private-space-exploration company Virgin Galactic(known rival and adversary of space-exploration-bully, NASA), Cfxproprietors Chris Frank and Megan Frank have gained exclusive access to advertising rights on the moon, and are planning to use high-powered projection to display advertisements they’ve created for their agency’s clientele on the big wheel of cheese’s surface. The deal was sealed with an assumed verbal confirmation that involved no speech whatsoever, because with Donald Trump as a presidential hopeful, who needs formalities?
Cfx President, Chris Frank, was quoted as saying, “He’s (Branson) practically asking for the moon. He even wants to be called Sir.” After a string of unconfirmed misunderstandings with the Virgin Galactic Chairman, Sir Richard Branson, the first year of the deal has gone a bit awry, resulting in the initial 365 days of advertising being dedicated solely to Branson-centric ads. Branson, Missouri, that is… Though we here at Cfx Inc. (and Sir Richard, for that matter) aren’t exactly thrilled that our first year of interstellar advertising will host the likes of Dixie Stampede and The Grand Ol’ Opry, the deal is done.
And of course, what would April Fool’s Day be without a blog post chock-full of lies? Happy April, friends! And remember, April showers bring May flowers, but not before a day overflowing with tomfoolery.